“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
(via bumblebee-bat)
flamin hot: you know how people say they like zombiesi know they typically mean…
you know how people say they like zombies
i know they typically mean movies and video games and stuff but when someone says that i sometimes get legitimately annoyed because it sounds like they would actually want a zombie attack to happen, like they’re not kidding about it
then i like to…
In responce to this, I actually want a zombie attack to happen. Reason being? It’ll clear this world of all the idiotic & pathetic lies we have up all around us. Don’t get me wrong, my heart goes out to all the families and loved ones that would die horrible gruesome deaths and what not, but think about it? Only the fittest of the fit, the smartest of the smart, the best of the best will survive. When we begin to pull our lives back together to start another failing civilization like America; correct me if I’m wrong but wouldn’t that empire be a lot better than this one?
hey shut up i wouldn’t survive i can barely run so no it wouldn’t be better because I wouldn’t be in that empire (◡‿◡✿)
god i have to give back my school-issued macbook tomorrow and
i
don’t
want to??
that means i won’t have a computer for a while
not only that but i’ve formed an emotional attachment with this computer they can’t do this to me now they just can’t
petition to open Smoke’s Poutinerie locations in the U.S.
you know how people say they like zombies
i know they typically mean movies and video games and stuff but when someone says that i sometimes get legitimately annoyed because it sounds like they would actually want a zombie attack to happen, like they’re not kidding about it
then i like to imagine all the consequences of a real zombie attack and think of how many jokes would be made online that’d be offensive to zombie victims’ families and how insensitive people would be until it got really bad and basically i like to overthink it way too much this post had some kind of point i swear it was going somewhere guys
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someone get me uv cake vodka
i went to a small party at vincent’s neighbor’s house and one of the guys there is a SWAT officer who was at the crime scene
he said the attacker was on lsd or something
also, all the articles i’ve read about the crime haven’t really described how gruesome it was and i’ve seen a few comments about how police shouldn’t have shot the attacker
but like
according to vincent’s family friend, the attacker had chewed off the victim’s nose and eyeballs
his whole nose
tazing him didn’t work, i mean they had to do something
god imagine seeing that it must have felt like a horror movie
he was on a new kind of LSD called *~*~bath salts~*~* apparently they raise your temperature so high, you can’t feel any pain and delirium sets in.
yeah that’s what the guy said
that sounds so scary holy shit i don’t want naked zombies everywhere
kajal replied to your post: so you know that story about the naked man who chewed on that guy’s face
zombies
yep
i went to a small party at vincent’s neighbor’s house and one of the guys that was there is a SWAT officer and he was at the crime scene
he said the attacker was on lsd or something
also, all the articles i’ve read about the crime haven’t really described how gruesome it was and i’ve seen a few comments about how police shouldn’t have shot the attacker
but like
according to vincent’s family friend, the attacker had chewed off the victim’s nose and eyeballs
his whole nose
tazing him didn’t work, i mean they had to do something
god imagine seeing that it must have felt like a horror movie