May 2012
sherlockandjohnwatson:
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
eliteoftheelite:
flamin hot: you know how people say they like zombiesi know they typically mean…
hotcheeto:
you know how people say they like zombies
i know they typically mean movies and video games and stuff but when someone says that i sometimes get legitimately annoyed because it sounds like they would actually want a zombie attack to happen, like they’re not kidding about it
...
god i have to give back my school-issued macbook tomorrow and
i
don’t
want to??
that means i won’t have a computer for a while
not only that but i’ve formed an emotional attachment with this computer they can’t do this to me now they just can’t
petition to open Smoke’s Poutinerie locations in the U.S.
you know how people say they like zombies
i know they typically mean movies and video games and stuff but when someone says that i sometimes get legitimately annoyed because it sounds like they would actually want a zombie attack to happen, like they’re not kidding about it
then i like to imagine all the consequences of a real zombie attack and think of how many jokes would be made online...
someone get me uv cake vodka
so you know that story about the naked man who...
imperialstress:
hotcheeto:
i went to a small party at vincent’s neighbor’s house and one of the guys there is a SWAT officer who was at the crime scene
he said the attacker was on lsd or something
also, all the articles i’ve read about the crime haven’t really described how gruesome it was and i’ve seen a few comments about how police shouldn’t have shot the attacker
but like
according to...
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kajal replied to your post: so you know that story about the naked man who chewed on that guy’s face
zombies
yep
so you know that story about the naked man who...
i went to a small party at vincent’s neighbor’s house and one of the guys that was there is a SWAT officer and he was at the crime scene
he said the attacker was on lsd or something
also, all the articles i’ve read about the crime haven’t really described how gruesome it was and i’ve seen a few comments about how police shouldn’t have shot the attacker
but...
marththebland:
one secret criterion for becoming president of the united states is “are you allergic to anything” and if you’re allergic to anything you can’t be president because it would be so embarrassing if the president of the united states was killed by an assassin who just threw some peanut butter at him or something, that would be so embarrassing
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pete-townshlong:
eat your school stay in drugs and dont take vegetables
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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i’m out of booze again :(
i usually eat honey bunches of oats for breakfast
today i decided to eat cocoa puffs instead and i thought “man, i am living on the edge”
breakfast cereals can be exciting too
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Experiments In Sobriety or "This Is When I Admit... →
watercolourstorm:
woah, this is just so beautifully written
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whoa i passed out last night with my computer on my bed displaying questionable content thank god my parents didn’t walk in
alcohol
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eliteoftheelite replied to your post: tonight was fun vincent and i went to dave and…
I was at dave & busters too!
aw i didn’t see you :c
tonight was fun
vincent and i went to dave and buster’s with brandon and i got a burger and then we played games and it was all oodles of fun until we had to walk all the way to the other side of the mall to get to our parking spot
oh yeah and people in my stats class were supposed to go but no one went (as expected) so we briefly talked with my stats teacher until he went to see the...
ahhhh only 4 more school days until graduation
hey our graduation is at UM so i’m gonna graduate high school at UM and then start attending UM in the fall
pretty cool huh
gaymzee:
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
i skipped 5th period because we weren’t doing anything anyway
what a day
mmmmm rum c:
Anonymous asked: whats poutine?
eating cheese curds reminds me of that tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together
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cheese curds are so squeaky
WHAT A JOYOUS EATING EXPERIENCE
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
[[MORE]]it’s been a little over a week since i’ve drunk and whatever i feel fine life’s ok i just get bored is all
slaughterhousefive:
I’ve never seen Titanic but I have heard “My Heart Will Go On” about a thousand times and that’s basically the same thing.