May 2012
sherlockandjohnwatson: “oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
May 29th
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eliteoftheelite: flamin hot: you know how people say they like zombiesi know they typically mean… hotcheeto: you know how people say they like zombies i know they typically mean movies and video games and stuff but when someone says that i sometimes get legitimately annoyed because it sounds like they would actually want a zombie attack to happen, like they’re not kidding about it ...
May 29th
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god i have to give back my school-issued macbook tomorrow and  i don’t want to?? that means i won’t have a computer for a while not only that but i’ve formed an emotional attachment with this computer they can’t do this to me now they just can’t
May 29th
petition to open Smoke’s Poutinerie locations in the U.S.
May 29th
you know how people say they like zombies i know they typically mean movies and video games and stuff but when someone says that i sometimes get legitimately annoyed because it sounds like they would actually want a zombie attack to happen, like they’re not kidding about it then i like to imagine all the consequences of a real zombie attack and think of how many jokes would be made online...
May 29th
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May 29th
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someone get me uv cake vodka
May 29th
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so you know that story about the naked man who...
imperialstress: hotcheeto: i went to a small party at vincent’s neighbor’s house and one of the guys there is a SWAT officer who was at the crime scene he said the attacker was on lsd or something also, all the articles i’ve read about the crime haven’t really described how gruesome it was and i’ve seen a few comments about how police shouldn’t have shot the attacker but like according to...
May 29th
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kajal replied to your post: so you know that story about the naked man who chewed on that guy’s face zombies yep
May 29th
so you know that story about the naked man who...
i went to a small party at vincent’s neighbor’s house and one of the guys that was there is a SWAT officer and he was at the crime scene he said the attacker was on lsd or something also, all the articles i’ve read about the crime haven’t really described how gruesome it was and i’ve seen a few comments about how police shouldn’t have shot the attacker but...
May 29th
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marththebland: one secret criterion for becoming president of the united states is “are you allergic to anything” and if you’re allergic to anything you can’t be president because it would be so embarrassing if the president of the united states was killed by an assassin who just threw some peanut butter at him or something, that would be so embarrassing
May 29th
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May 29th
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pete-townshlong: eat your school stay in drugs and dont take vegetables
May 29th
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commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
May 29th
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May 28th
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i’m out of booze again :(
May 28th
i usually eat honey bunches of oats for breakfast today i decided to eat cocoa puffs instead and i thought “man, i am living on the edge” breakfast cereals can be exciting too
May 28th
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May 27th
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Experiments In Sobriety or "This Is When I Admit... →
watercolourstorm: woah, this is just so beautifully written
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
whoa i passed out last night with my computer on my bed displaying questionable content thank god my parents didn’t walk in
May 27th
May 27th
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alcohol
May 27th
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eliteoftheelite replied to your post: tonight was fun vincent and i went to dave and… I was at dave & busters too! aw i didn’t see you :c
May 27th
May 27th
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tonight was fun vincent and i went to dave and buster’s with brandon and i got a burger and then we played games and it was all oodles of fun until we had to walk all the way to the other side of the mall to get to our parking spot oh yeah and people in my stats class were supposed to go but no one went (as expected) so we briefly talked with my stats teacher until he went to see the...
May 27th
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ahhhh only 4 more school days until graduation hey our graduation is at UM so i’m gonna graduate high school at UM and then start attending UM in the fall pretty cool huh
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
gaymzee: horton hears a what horton hears a who horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
May 25th
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i skipped 5th period because we weren’t doing anything anyway what a day
May 25th
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May 25th
mmmmm rum c:
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: whats poutine?
May 25th
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May 25th
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eating cheese curds reminds me of that tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together
May 25th
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May 25th
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cheese curds are so squeaky WHAT A JOYOUS EATING EXPERIENCE
May 25th
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May 24th
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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.  i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat  am i a bad person
May 23rd
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May 23rd
May 23rd
[[MORE]]it’s been a little over a week since i’ve drunk and whatever i feel fine life’s ok i just get bored is all
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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slaughterhousefive: I’ve never seen Titanic but I have heard “My Heart Will Go On” about a thousand times and that’s basically the same thing.
May 22nd
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