tuff n tiny

the only girl I’ve slept with moved to alabama with her boyfriend in july and i spoke to her just now and she’s 4 weeks pregnant and really happy about it and it’s, like, cool I guess, idk it’s weird it’s really weird I’ve known her since middle school it’s whatever

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

rtamerica:


Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours
An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.
Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,”  he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours

An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.

Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

one of my coworkers is one of those gay guys that’s all “ewww!” about probably anyone with a sexuality/gender that’s not gay cis man or straight cis woman. he’s always rating guys at work and telling me about his weekly partners but the second i told him about my girl on girl experiences he said it was disgusting and that it wasn’t sex because there was no penetration like wow go to hell

I still talk to him but the fact that he’s a jerk is just always in the back of my mind now

I redid my poster exactly how my research mentor wanted and like, whatever, she’s finally fucking satisfied. I wonder if she would have made me change anything yesterday if i hadn’t caught her in a bad mood

I still liked it better the other way

god I might just…finish the poster that’s almost done and tell her I’m sorry but I did my work and it’s not fair for her to tell me to change everything overnight when she hasn’t even contacted the other two students or reviewed their final work……

Ugh. idk.